"Well... the only thing I can think of is this... my wife made me some asparagus about four months ago with this stuff on it... Hollandaise sauce she called it... and doctor, I'm talking' DELICIOUS! I've never tasted anything like it, and ever since then I've been putting it on everything...meat, fish, toast, vegetables... you name it!"
"That's probably it," replied the dentist. "Hollandaise sauce is made with lemon juice, which is acidic and highly corrosive. It seems as though I'll have to install a new plate, but made out of chrome this time."
"Why chrome?" the man asked.
"Well, everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"
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Wow - that's the biggest setup for a pun I've seen in a long time. Who thinks this stuff up? Do they start with a setence like "there's no place like chrome for the Hollandaise" and then think to themselves... "hmmm... how can I write a story that gets the reader to a situation where this sentence might actually be plausible?" Hm... :) -Bo
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