Thursday, March 31, 2005

Friday Funny

Handy units of measurement

Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter - Eskimo Pi

2000 pounds of Chinese soup - Won ton

1 millionth mouthwash - 1 microscope

Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour - Knot-furlong

365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling - 1 lite year

16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone - 1 Rod Serling

1,000,000 aches 1 megahurtz

Basic unit of laryngitis - 1 hoarsepower

1 million phones - 1 megaphone

1 million bicycles - 2 megacycles

2000 mockingbirds - two kilomockingbirds

1 kilogram of falling figs - 1 Fig Newton

1000 grams of wet socks - 1 literhosen

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