World's worst, alarm clocks

I'm currently fighting the effects of the time change from Singapore to central US (11 or 13 hours depending on how you figure it) so I figured this would be a good time to dig up the list of worlds worst alarm clocks.

My personal favorites are numbers 3 and 4: the blowfly and the drill sergeant.


Supposedly this thing will start flying around and making noise until you shut it off, making it virtually impossible to sleep. I don't know how well it would fly, but I suspect something like this would also drive a cat crazy first thing in the morning. This may require an experiment.



When you need motivation in the morning I can think of few things as effective as a bugle in the ear and a raspy voice shouting commands. I could definitly use this thing until my body settles in here.