"No sir, I don't care if it's rational or not, I'm just here to enforce it. Do you realize that I clocked you travelling at 2 to the 5th power? You're lucky you weren't going 2 pi faster or this ticket would cost you an extra 5 factorial bucks! "
(Feel free to jump in with a joke about a cop and a glazed torus.)
4 comments:
He was probably speeding on the way to the beach to catch some rays so he could be a tangent.
That's just awful, and what's worse is that I'm jealous for not having thought of it myself!
Ha ha ha. You almost got me there. Everyone knows the speed limit is 186,282.397 miles per second.
ha, If you break that limit, somehow I doubt you'll be caught by the county cops.
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