Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Lies, Damn Lies, and...

It's hunting season, so I'm using that as a flimsy excuse to post this joke.

Three statisticians went deer hunting.

They spied a deer in the woods. The first statistician shot, and missed the deer by being a foot too far to the left. The deer was alarmed but froze in place, giving the second statistician a shot. He missed the deer by being a foot too far to the right.

The third cried, "We hit it!"

2 Comments:

At 6:20 PM, Blogger Mr. Completely said...

Great story! I will, of course, shamelessly steal it! (with due credit, of course!)

....... Mr. C.

 
At 6:52 PM, Blogger Mr. Engineering Johnson said...

Any time good sir!

 

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