Saturday, March 25, 2006

Important News

Great news everyone! All the nursery rimes that you learned as a child are being re-written. Don't believe it? Check out Bah, Bah, Rainbow Sheep and see what you think.

Teachers at nursery schools in Oxfordshire, England, have asked children to change the words of "Baa, Baa, Black Sheep" to "Baa, Baa, Rainbow Sheep" to avoid the possibility of offending anyone.

In other news, leaders everywhere are rallying for the elimenation of adjectives (which can be derogative,) verbs (which may describe vulger action,) and nouns (which may be offensive people, places, or things,) on the grounds that they may be used in an offensive manner. The fate of articles, numbers, prepositions, and punctuation has yet to be decided.


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