Time for some professional help

I decided to take an inkblot test the other day, but I didn't really want to set around making my own pictures all day, so I just did a google search for inkblot images.

I didn't see anything particularly surprising. Just a pair of birds on a nest, a naked woman pouring milk on herself, a necklace... Wait a minute! That doesn't seem right.

Maybe you'll see something different. (nudity alert) Of course they'll probably, change the rankings and make me look like some kind of a perv, so check it out before it changes.